Johnny and Clyde are two serial killers who are madly in love and on an endless crime spree. Alana (Megan Fox) is the confident and cunning owner of a prosperous casino that generates tens of millions of dollars each year. Johnny and Clyde decide to assemble a ragtag group of criminals and misfits to steal from Alana's casino and pull off the heist of the century. Unfortunately for Johnny and Clyde's crew, Alana has a deadly weapon at her disposal – the monstrous slasher spirit known as Bakwas.

Angels, demons, vampires, cowboys and a secret religious sect clash with a Texas preacher who harnesses an otherworldly power in his quest to find God.

After getting dumped from the Playboy Mansion, aspiring centerfold Shelley signs on to make over the hopelessly uncool sisters of a struggling sorority.