Andy is a front desk clerk with a little ambition until he finds his muse. Hayley is a beautiful shampoo girl chasing big dreams in NYC. When their worlds collide in a hapless run-in, the starstruck lovers assume false identities and follow the script of life from the same self-improvement book which lead to potentially bigger problems than they could have ever dreamed.

Task Force X targets a powerful mystical object that they will risk their lives to steal.

A shy high schooler struggles to lose his virginity before the local Satanic cult can sacrifice him to the devil.